Elijah Blue Allman, the son of Cher and Gregg Allman, said on the Howard Stern show last week that he was so concerned that he may have caught an STD after having sex with Paris Hilton that he scrubbed his penis with Tilex.  MSNBC says:

Hilton is “not happy” about Allman’s comments, says a source, even though he described Hilton as a “sweet girl.”   Alman also said he had sex years ago with Hilton’s reality show co-star and former best friend, Nicole Richie.

Isn't this something?  It seems like everytime something interesting is on the news, Paris Hilton is some-what involved. Elijah Blue Allman, continued on his story and added, " Paris had red spot like pimples around her vagina, at the time when I saw them, I was completely wasted and in my mind, they looked like well decorated polka dots pointing towards her vagina.  As if they somehow directing me where to put my penis.  So I did."

All I can say is wow.  I have also added a NEW poll to the right hand side of the front page, I want to know who YOU think has a STD in Hollywood.

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" Paris Hilton's raunchy music video has been banned in India.

Officials in the country felt the promo for 'Stars Are Blind' - which features Paris writhing around on a beach in just a skimpy bikini - was far too explicit and have slapped an adult certificate on it which means it can't be broadcast on any TV channel.

Paris' record company, EMI Virgin India, are furious about the ruling by the country's Central Board of Film Certification.

The label's A+R manager, Narendra Kusnur, fumed: "We had edited the video and sent a fresh copy, but they weren't happy with that."
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I personally find this funny.  I am suprised China hasn't banned it yet though, they seem to ban everything they don't like.  Just last night, I heard China banned cellphones to people under the age of 21.  Ya, think about this one for a while.  They quickly realized the only people that use cellphones are people under the age of 21 and lifted the ban.

Anyway, back to the topic...Paris Hilton  was asked to comment about the banning of her video in india,  she is quoated saying, "The government there is retarded, I think Bush should do something about it."  Now, I know Paris Hilton is dumb, how is she going to get help from Bush(US president) about her CD getting banned.  If anything her crappy CD should be banned in the USA, let alone India.

Well, maybe Bush will hear her cries and come to the rescue.  Bush seems to fix anything he gets his hands on anyway, right?

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After some investigation, I am about 30% that Nicky Hilton is dumber than Paris Hilton.  On the other hand, I could be wrong.  Why do I say Nicky Hilton is dumb you ask?  Well, some how she has managed to get millions from investors so she can open up two new hotels, one in South Beach and another in Chicago.  Last night was a special day for her.  She revelead her design, and at the same time the investors found out they have probably lost there money.  You can [ CLICK HERE ] to see her design and judge for yourself.  The so called design looks like something my sister did when she was in pre-school.


Anyway, I have to appologize, Nicky Hilton is not dumber than Paris Hilton. She has managed to scam some investors money, where as Paris Hilton probably gave a few blew jobs to get where she is at...if you get what I am saying.

Matter of fact, lets be honest, Nicky Hilton looks 100x times better looking than her older sister Paris.  I'd pay $6 to have sex with Paris Hilton, and I would pay about $10 to have sex with Nicky Hilton, so if you do the math, Nicky Hilton is worth a bit more.


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This is just in!  Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan got into a fight at the local club in LA last night at around 2 AM.  For those that are familiar with these two, you should know they have had many run-ins with each other in the past.  Just a quick re-cap for those that don't know the rivaly between these two ladies. First of, Paris Hilton and her friend Brandon Davis were caught on Camera making fun of Lindsay Lohans personal hygiene.  Here is a quote straight from Brandon Davis making fun of Lohan, "Ya she really smells, she, she smells like monkey urine."  Paris laughed in the background, this video can be found over at YouTube.com


Anyway, back to the main subject, last night Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan fought at the night club.  The argument this time was about who's outfit looked better.  Paris swong the first fist and it was on for about 10-15 seconds before security were able to break up the fight.  After the little fight in the club, both of them were caught on camera disrespecting each other's work.  Lohan was quoted saying, "The only good thing she has put out for everyone to see is her pussy." - Lohan was reffering to the ever so popular Paris Hilton sex tape, One Night In Paris, or perhaps she was reffering to the many times we have seen a Paris Hilton upskirt with her womanhood showing, I'd safely assume she meant all of the above.

So now it was Paris Hilton's turn to get at Lindsay Lohan, she was quoted saying, "Lindsay's a stupid bitch, that red freckeled whore needs to go back to her moms vagina where she belongs."  No need to explain this quote any further.  I have added a new poll on right side of the main page so please take a look and vote who you think would win in a fist battle, Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton.

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P.Diddy, aka Puff Daddy, has released his new group from the MTV series, Making the Band season 3!  The all female group is called Danity Kane.  It consists of 5 members, Dawn, D.woods, Aubrey, Aundrea & Shannon.  All the females are some-what talented, but to be honest, the only reason they will ever sell in this business is because Sex Sells.  They all look real good, some of them look so good I'd glady swallow their puke if I was asked to, yes, Dr.Phill is a little kinky at times.

Here at CelebrityFan, we have already got our hands on hundreds of high quality wallpapers & pictures of DK.  You can view their hot pictures by [ Clicking Here ]  We also have their new spanking video!  It is called Show Stopper, unique isn't?  Either way, I love the new video, it features Yung Joc, the popular rapper who looks like a mix of JadaKiss & Young Jeezy.  The link to the video is below.  Enjoy it as much as I did.

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